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Scoot's avatar

1: ONE YEAR OF SMORGIN' OUR BORDS! Cheers! But not Malort!

2: My car is a 5. It's clean enough that if I had passengers who are good conversationalists or we were driving at night it wouldn't be a problem. A few weeks ago it was a 3 and it had been a 3 for almost a year. I was really happy to throw all that junk out. (edited because i misread the scale)

3: ....yes, but i don't like purchasing my own suffering so i'll just enjoy your evocative reviews LOL

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Jeff K's avatar

Malort tastes like every bad decision you’ve ever made.

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Walther Cantu's avatar

Amen.

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Fr. Scott Bailey, C.Ss.R.'s avatar

1. I believe in angels so yes, I can believe it

2. 8

3. Nope. Jaeger is bad enough.

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Sara Dietz's avatar

We just cleaned our car out too—I think I told yall this?—and it’s wild how life-giving and stress-reducing a clean car is 😂 we’re probably at a 7-8 right now after cleaning + camping but it’ll be a 1 again before too long #parenting #whatisroutinemaintenance

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Chantal LaFortune's avatar

My mother’s van, even on long roadtrips with small kids, has always been and will always be a 10. I’ve always taken it for granted, but your post has helped me to see what it could have been.

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Walther Cantu's avatar

Mrs. LaFortune ran a tight ship.

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