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It may not be your fault you didn't understand them! French people are famously rude to Americans and other nationalities they don't like such as the English. I speak French well enough I can pass for French but have witnessed them saying either nonsense or speaking deliberately so fast the tourist could not understand. I had forgotten how big CDG is and walking through it took forever!

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Right!? It's a monster of an airport.

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1- Hambone was my conversion sponser into the Catholic Church, so he "saved" me in that sense, lol! Also during Hiatus he came to visit and was a tremendous help and consolation.

2- My mom is from Canada and speaks Canadian dialect french, which I am told is different. So I parles a little francais but not enough to really communicate 😂

3- This is a tough question because nothing sticks out as immediately memorable but I had a greasy burger after I ran, or rather completed, that half marathon and I remember that being amazing.

4- You 100% should write an essay about the eurotrip!

5- I wish someone made an app that looked like the nokia phone and allowed you to play the retro snake.

Great essay, Walther!

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This may be the proof that Hambone is a different person. Also, it could be hearsay.

You know, I thought that was Spanish was close enough to French for me to just "pick it up," I was wrong.

Cheeseburgers are great.

Okay, fine I'll write it.

I haven't looked but I'd bet someone already made that app.

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Great story, as usual.

Traveling alone in your 20s can be such an edifying experience, I think.

The best sandwich I ever had was in Café Novelty in Salamanca. I still wonder it was actually the sandwich, or the fact that I was dining in a place where a hero of mine used to eat (Unamuno), but man was it great.

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Thank you! Yes, traveling alone can be edifying. Divine Providence had a hand in it too, my guardian angel must have been working overtime that day.

Miguel de Unamuno? I have heard of him but I'm not familiar with his work. I'll need to check him out. Follow up question, what was in the sandwich?

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Yep, Miguel de Unamuno. Ortega-y-Gasset also dined in that Café, irrc.

I can vaguely recall what the sandwich had, but I believe it was a steak sandwich with Roquefort and a tinge of honey.

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I'd eat that.

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